There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME
fucking hell, acting.
- They’re gentlemen
- They’re mature
- They know what they want out of life
- They’re more appreciative of you than a younger partner would be
- They’re usually more financially stable
- They’re usually more mentally stable
- They’re usually more dependable and loyal
- They’re usually better in bed
- They’re more attractive, if they’ve taken care of themselves
- They’re sexier
- They know how to look after you
- There’s just something hot about it
Top 10 animated movies ↦ 06. Pocahontas